no one likes a critic, beat me in the face with a hammer, the island is a bottle of whine

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  • And in today's edition of "heroines threatened by barnyard animals..."

    darkeyedwolf Sep 14, 2009 16:14

    She caught sight of something dark in the branches of the old quince tree in front of the house.

    It was a crow, sitting as still as the yellowtinged leaves around it. And it was the thing watching her.

    She tried to tell herself that this was ridiculous, but somehow she knew. It was the biggest crow she had ever seen, plump and sleek, with ( Read more... )

    i am made of sophistication and taste, pretty people in implausible situations, beat me in the face with a hammer, please don't defriend me, the vampire diaries of shame, masochism at its finest, hot stalking

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  • I had a bowl that said "chip resistant." So I filled it with potato chips. The bowl did not resist.

    darkeyedwolf Aug 23, 2009 16:15

    I'm four eps into A Sleeping Forest and ready to admit defeat: I would climb Kimura Takuya like a goddamn spider monkey. He flirts with his love interest and I get flustered.


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    my terrible taste, this can only end in tears, it's always the fucking hair, i still don't like smap, beat me in the face with a hammer, morals what morals, hot stalking, masochism at its finest

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  • Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

    darkeyedwolf Feb 07, 2009 15:38

    The difference between Japanese and Korean dramas ( Read more... )

    emotional trauma! fun for everyone!, korea you're on notice, beat me in the face with a hammer, i need a support group for this, masochism at its finest

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  • This is the oldest I've ever been.

    darkeyedwolf Jan 03, 2009 15:20

    I HAVE AN ICEPICK

    LET'S SEE WHICH I STAB FIRST, MY COMPUTER OR MY FACE

    Innocent Love finale. )

    innocent love: bring the pain, things i am never doing again, beat me in the face with a hammer, asano taeko i wish i could quit you

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  • One day I was riding an escalator and tripped. I was falling down the stairs for an hour and a half.

    darkeyedwolf Dec 27, 2008 15:48

    I SWEAR TO GOD, WATCHING AN ASANO TAEKO DRAMA IS LIKE HITTING YOURSELF IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER AND THEN WONDERING WHY IT HURTS. YOU KNOW SHE IS GOING TO FUCK EVERYONE OVER, DROP THE BALL ON ANY MEANINGFUL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT SHE ACCIDENTALLY DEVELOPS DURING HER FRENZIED SELF-CONGRATULATORY TORTUREFEST, AND THEN MAKE YOU HATE YOURSELF FOR ( Read more... )

    no one likes a critic, innocent love: bring the pain, beat me in the face with a hammer, asano taeko i wish i could quit you, cannot take much more of this, why does japan do this to me, so you wanna kill yourself: watch jdrama

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  • Court: putting yourself in the hands of 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty.

    darkeyedwolf Dec 17, 2008 15:28

    This tag has never been so fitting!

    Innocent Love 4. )

    innocent love: bring the pain, beat me in the face with a hammer

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